narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and be like WHOA
i sEE YouR ProBLEM
my friend keith in french modern history today…
keith: shit. paul walker died eh?
me: yeah man its pretty shitty.
keith: fuck. the fast and furious movies are going to be so bad now. you’ve got vin diesel.. 300 pounds of pure muscle. and the rock.. 400 pounds of pure muscle. theres no more skinny white guy. what the fuck are they gonna do? its just gonna be a bunch of black guys stealing cars. thats just a hood documentary for christs sake…
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
do you remember when you were 13 and thought ‘omg i’m a teenager now yes i’m going to party and be a rebel and kiss people and now you’re just